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Based on a story by Larry L. King

 Music and Lyrics by

Carol Hall

Book by

Larry L. King and Peter Masterson

Originally Produced on the New York stage by Stevie Phillips in association with Universal Pictures

Originally Produced by the Actors’ Studio


A country-music extravaganza, based on the last days of Miss Mona’s “Chicken Ranch,” a legendary Texas brothel (which derived its name from a Depression-era policy that allowed customers to pay with poultry) in operation from the 1840s to 1973. Crusading television broadcaster Melvin P. Thorpe seeks to shut down Miss Mona’s business by publicly embarrassing its patrons. Although many of the state’s leading politicians have been customers of the Ranch, they are persuaded to preserve their political careers and join Thorpe in denouncing the establishment and its inhabitants. When Senator Wingwoah covertly promises the victors of a big college football match an evening with Miss Mona and the girls, chaos wins the day as Melvin and a cavalcade of cameramen break into the brothel and begin snapping pictures. Slightly risqué, but loaded with great country songs and hilarious humor.


THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS

is presented through special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.

All authorized performance materials are also supplied by Samuel French.

www.samuelfrench.com

C A S T

Kathy Halenda

Mona Stangley

Christopher Gillespie

Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

Alex Balian

Swing – Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

Jason J. Michael

Melvin P. Thorpe

Sheri Hayden

Ruby Rae/Doatsey Mae

Kimberly Knight

Jewel

Sarah Pruden

Angel/Reporter

Brittnie Worley

Shy

Kylie Clark

Beatrice/Angelette/Governor’s Aide

Nancy M. Furey

Durla/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer

Carol Hagy

Miss Wulla Jean/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer

Andrea Kahane

Ginger/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer

Julie Sowers

Taddy Jo/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer

Kendall Mostafavi

Dawn/Angelette/Reporter

Rachel Simpson

Linda Lou/Angelette Imogene Charlene

W. Douglas Wall

Mayor Rufus Poindexter/Senator Wingwoah

Robert L. Nelson

C.J. Scruggs/TV Coleman/Governor

Matt James

Bandleader/Deputy/ Dogette/Aggie Football Player

John Hollinger

Edsel Mackey/Guitarist Deputy

Calvin Register, Jr.

Shy Kid/Dogette/Aggie Towel Boy

Thomas Cleary

Soundman/Aggie Football Player

Michael R. Colby

Traveling Salesman/Aggie Football Player

Ricardo Coleman, Jr.

Slick Dude/Cameraman/Aggie Football Player

Joshua Adam Kelly

Dogette/Aggie Football Player

Justin Mohay

Farmer/Dogette/Aggie Football Player

Diane Pollock

u/s – Jewel

Sally Roehl

Female Swing

Melvin Shoemaker

Male Swing

C R E A T I V E

Music and Lyrics by

Carol Hall

Book by

Larry L. King and Peter Masterson

Based on a story by

Larry L. King

Produced by

Rollin E. Wehman

Direction and Choreography by

Patrick A’Hearn

Choreography by

Christopher Noffke

Music Direction by

Jason J. Michael

Scenic and Lighting Design by

Phil Carlucci

Costume Design by

Gaye Law

Stage Manager

Ben Feindt