
Based on a story by Larry L. King
Music and Lyrics by
Carol Hall
Book by
Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
Originally Produced on the New York stage by Stevie Phillips in association with Universal Pictures
Originally Produced by the Actors’ Studio
A country-music extravaganza, based on the last days of Miss Mona’s “Chicken Ranch,” a legendary Texas brothel (which derived its name from a Depression-era policy that allowed customers to pay with poultry) in operation from the 1840s to 1973. Crusading television broadcaster Melvin P. Thorpe seeks to shut down Miss Mona’s business by publicly embarrassing its patrons. Although many of the state’s leading politicians have been customers of the Ranch, they are persuaded to preserve their political careers and join Thorpe in denouncing the establishment and its inhabitants. When Senator Wingwoah covertly promises the victors of a big college football match an evening with Miss Mona and the girls, chaos wins the day as Melvin and a cavalcade of cameramen break into the brothel and begin snapping pictures. Slightly risqué, but loaded with great country songs and hilarious humor.
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS
is presented through special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.
All authorized performance materials are also supplied by Samuel French.
www.samuelfrench.com
C A S T
![]()
Kathy Halenda
Mona Stangley
![]()
Christopher Gillespie
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
![]()
Alex Balian
Swing – Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
![]()
Jason J. Michael
Melvin P. Thorpe
![]()
Sheri Hayden
Ruby Rae/Doatsey Mae
![]()
Kimberly Knight
Jewel
![]()
Sarah Pruden
Angel/Reporter
![]()
Brittnie Worley
Shy
![]()
Kylie Clark
Beatrice/Angelette/Governor’s Aide
![]()
Nancy M. Furey
Durla/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer
![]()
Carol Hagy
Miss Wulla Jean/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer
![]()
Andrea Kahane
Ginger/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer
![]()
Julie Sowers
Taddy Jo/Melvin P. Thorpe Singer
![]()
Kendall Mostafavi
Dawn/Angelette/Reporter
![]()
Rachel Simpson
Linda Lou/Angelette Imogene Charlene
![]()
W. Douglas Wall
Mayor Rufus Poindexter/Senator Wingwoah
![]()
Robert L. Nelson
C.J. Scruggs/TV Coleman/Governor
![]()
Matt James
Bandleader/Deputy/ Dogette/Aggie Football Player
![]()
John Hollinger
Edsel Mackey/Guitarist Deputy
![]()
Calvin Register, Jr.
Shy Kid/Dogette/Aggie Towel Boy
![]()
Thomas Cleary
Soundman/Aggie Football Player
![]()
Michael R. Colby
Traveling Salesman/Aggie Football Player
![]()
Ricardo Coleman, Jr.
Slick Dude/Cameraman/Aggie Football Player
![]()
Joshua Adam Kelly
Dogette/Aggie Football Player
![]()
Justin Mohay
Farmer/Dogette/Aggie Football Player
![]()
Diane Pollock
u/s – Jewel
![]()
Sally Roehl
Female Swing
![]()
Melvin Shoemaker
Male Swing
C R E A T I V E
Music and Lyrics by
Carol Hall
Book by
Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
Based on a story by
Larry L. King
Produced by
Rollin E. Wehman
Direction and Choreography by
Patrick A’Hearn
Choreography by
Christopher Noffke
Music Direction by
Jason J. Michael
Scenic and Lighting Design by
Phil Carlucci
Costume Design by
Gaye Law
Stage Manager
Ben Feindt



















































